Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Choices

Question: Which is grosser?

A. Leaning in to kiss your baby, to find his breath smells like the dog food he got into and ate

or

B. Cleaning the vomit out of his ear because he was sick during the night and then rolled in it


Answer: Either is appropriate- both should serve as birth control reminders.