Friday, May 1, 2009

baby be of use

Ok so Nate and I already own a series of books called 'baby be of use'. They're way hilarious. And now they have 2 new books out!!! I will share with you.

The original 4:


Are you a parent? Are you tired of driving around in an old wreck of an automobile? Never fear–help is on the way. This book will teach your little ones the ins and outs of basic repair. It's quick, easy, and best of all, much cheaper than your local garage. Thanks, Baby!

Tots will be entranced by the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to do basic car repair. An essential purchase for expectant parents, harried mothers, hungry fathers, and overly involved grandparents.

Whether it's changing the oil or changing a tire, this 12-page vibrantly colored instructional board book is suitably scaled and captivating for parents and babies alike.

Are you a parent? Are you hungry? Why not have your child concoct a simple breakfast? They certainly have the time. This instructional board book will teach your precious little angels to be useful, at long last. It's a delicious way to start the day. Thanks, Baby!

Tots will be entranced by the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to prepare a simple breakfast. An essential purchase for expectant parents, harried mothers, hungry fathers, and overly involved grandparents.

Whether Mama wants eggs or bacon for breakfast, this 12-page vibrantly colored instructional board book is suitably scaled and captivating for parents and babies alike.

Are you a parent? Have your finances become a chore? Perhaps you should hand over those onerous fiscal responsibilities to someone with a little more time on their hands: your child. Let them wait in line at the bank–what else have they got to do? Thanks, Baby!

Tots will be entranced by the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to write a check. An essential purchase for expectant parents, harried mothers, hungry fathers, and overly involved grandparents.

Whether it's learning how to balance a checkbook or using an ATM, this 12-page vibrantly colored instructional board book is suitably scaled and captivating for parents and babies alike.

Are you a parent? Are you thirsty? Too many of us allow our infant sons and daughters to lay about idly: napping, drinking milk, and sometimes “turning over.” Why not have them mix you a cocktail?

Tots will be entranced by the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to mix a variety of basic cocktails. An essential purchase for expectant parents, harried mothers, hungry fathers, and overly involved grandparents.

Whether it's an Old-Fashioned for Grandpa or a Champagne cocktail for Nanny, this 12-page vibrantly colored instructional board book is captivating for parents and babies alike.

And the 2 newest:


Are your nuptials on the horizon? Why not use the baby as a wedding planner? After all, finding a caterer or booking a band isn't rocket science, and your young'un is so much cheaper than hiring a professional. Thanks, Baby!

Watch your tots enjoy the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to plan a wedding! Fabulous!

If you're a new parent, you know how hard it is to get quality alone time with your partner. Instead of blaming the kid, put him to work! This handy manual will teach your baby how to set the mood for an intimate evening (and then make himself scarce). Thanks, Baby!

Teach your little bundle of joy how to they can help you get some lovin' with this easy to understand instructional book

3 comments:

Amanda said...

Oh yeah, I remember what I was going to get you now. Forget this noise!

deargoodness said...

I'm real sad that I didn't get these when James was little. But it's never too late to start right?

Now our October babies will be even more awesome once they are super geniuses going around and doing our every whims. I'm pretty excited. Thanks for the tip.

whitney said...

Ahhh, that's the key to success...make the kids do the work. I don't know how I've managed this long w/out using my children as slaves! Thanks for the tip! ;)