Tuesday, September 8, 2009

from Not Always Right... II

10 Little Pints Of Joy

Grocery Store | Florida, USA

(A guy comes into my register with a pretty standard basket of groceries.)

Me: “Sir, did you only get one pint of Ben and Jerry’s?”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Well, it’s ‘Buy one, Get one free’ this week.”

Customer: “Hold on.” *runs off and returns a minute later with 9 more pints*

Me: “You must really like Ben and Jerry’s, huh?”

Customer: “I have a pregnant wife.”

2 comments:

whitney said...

man, sometimes I really miss being pregnant. You can eat 10 pints of Ben and Jerry's w/out anyone batting an eye. *sigh*

Aubrey said...

Totally something my husband would do.